AN IRISH supermarket owner has been inundated with applications after posting a tongue-in-cheek job advert outlining everything he did not want to receive from a prospective employee. 

Colm O’Sullivan, who runs Sam’s Gala store in Dunmanway, Co Cork, thought it would make a refreshing change for him to detail what he wasn’t looking for from a successful applicant in the ad. 

The resulting advert warned off all of the following: 

"Daddies asking for a job for their son because he’s a big strapping lad, is a good footballer, feeds the neighbor’s goldfish when they’re on holidays, and cuts the lawn every Saturday. 

"Mammies asking for a job for their daughter and telling us she’s great around the house, emptied the dishwasher at Christmas, cleans her bedroom every Saturday, and loves meeting new people yet is sitting in the car outside the door! 

"People coming in, handing in their CV over the counter and running out the door like Paddy Cullen running back into the goal in 1978 to catch Mikey Sheehy’s free. 

"People who cannot work on Sunday because it’s their next-door neighbor’s third cousin’s First Communion. 

"People asking for a 'job' instead of asking for work as the country is full of people with jobs who don’t do a tap of work." 

In a further twist, O’Sullivan also listed everything he did want: 

"Teenagers who want to make the transition from pocket money to earning their own to come into the shop unaccompanied by parents, ask to speak with Noreen or Colm and simply tell us why they want to work for the summer. 

"Top Tip: 'My mother doesn’t want me hanging around the house for the summer or 'my Dad told me to call down' is not the correct answer.” 

The advert soon began doing the rounds on social media, prompting an incredible response from applicants eager to impress and others simply seeking a bit of craic. 

O’Sullivan told C103FM: "People have taken it as it was meant to be — tongue-in-cheek with some seriousness in there. 

“I have teenagers myself and they took the decision at about 14 to distance themselves from myself and my wife because they think they are adults at that stage. 

"I think young people should go and fend for themselves, go and look for a job and they appreciate it a lot [more] if they have to go out for the first time in their lives and go looking for work. 

“They learn there is a lot more to getting a job like opening a bank account, paying PRSI, and in the space of two weeks they have had a serious reality check. 

“We are not going to do a rigorous interview process where they have to provide details of exams or tests, all we want is for them to come in and have a chat and tell us why they want to work.” 

O’Sullivan is now planning on hiring several young workers with the plan being to offer successful applicants up to 10 hours of paid work a week in order to spread out the earnings among those who have made the effort to apply. 

He said: “I want to see the teens coming in on their own and leaving the parents outside. I hope at the end of this they will have CVs with work experience as part of that."